THRIFT SURVIVOR
My Wife Thrifts. I Roast Her Finds. You Can Actually Buy Them. If You Do You're Probably Weird. Or a Legend... Or Both!
👇 Featured Thrift Treasures 👇
Gator Pimp Juice Goblet
Pimpin aint easy unless you got a gator goblet to pour them swamp dranks for your friends. Watch out this has more bite than straight Everclear!
I Got Hose
They’re silky. They’re vintage. They might smell faintly like grandma’s perfume and K Mart. Whether you’re hitting the runway, the bingo hall, or Burning Man — these hose got you covered.
Literally.
Weed Walkers
Slip into these Bob Marley brick stompers and instantly raise your chill level to… whatever, man.
They don’t come with weed — but you’ll definitely look like you forgot where you were going.
Light in weight, heavy in vibes.
Perfect for hot-boxing thrift style and blazing your own trail (or forgetting it).
Hung Like a Ladle
Crafted by Zeus. Approved by cowboys.
This majestic ice scoop features a boldly weiner shaped stallion handle. Perfect for chilling drinks or silencing awkward conversations.
This ice scoop has more torque than Uncle Jims Bronco.
Shop My Shawtys eBay Store... PLEASE
While I’m over here selling haunted Care Bears and one eyed deer ornaments, my wife’s running an actual operation. She lists good stuff. Ships fast. Might even include thank-you notes!
Support her store or I will fight you in the face.
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